Minyee...

End

2011-07-23T12:24:00.001+08:00

Dont bother to read anymore..

I wont update anymore.

幸福

2011-07-23T08:33:00.002+08:00

我盼望已久的幸福不知何时才会出现。

每天期待着的快乐，仿佛随时会降临，但又好像一辈子也看不到。

心中的酸痛又有谁看得见。

往好的方面想，我已经算是不错了。

有一个会关心我的妈咪，有一个疼爱我的男友。

我到底还在奢望些什么呢？

也许，问题出在时间上吧。

两个在我生命中最重要的人，往往都是最少见到的人。

可能就因为这样，我依然不知足。

但我诚心祈祷，希望我的幸福能多一点。

Who is she?

2011-07-19T21:49:00.001+08:00

She's just a good friend.

Lies

2011-07-16T18:37:00.001+08:00

I dont need lies.

Travelling alone

2011-07-12T20:45:00.002+08:00

I dont want to travel alone anymore.

Its not just boring and lonely.

Its tiring.

Stress

2011-07-12T11:14:00.003+08:00

I've been having increase stress over the months.

Even when I try to talk it out with family.

There will only be more stress add to mine.

I dont care about anything now.

I just want to get it done asap.

I just want to get rid of this stressness.

Living..

2011-07-11T00:02:00.000+08:00

I feel like leaving...

I want to leave my home.

I want to leave Singapore.

I want to leave this world.

Dark

2011-07-10T23:44:00.001+08:00

Im just a lady hidden in the dark.

Fails

2011-07-09T08:55:00.001+08:00

People say "Live your life in the happiest way. For that's what life is all about".

I did just what they said.

After awhile, I've figured I am still a failure in life.

Birthday?

2011-06-30T23:48:00.002+08:00

My birthday is coming.

The best birthday gift?

To have people recognise u as who u are - AL, in life or in game.

Warmth?

2011-05-20T23:11:00.000+08:00

此刻，哪里能让我找到温暖呢？

若找不到，我该做什么？

Mother's Day...

2011-05-06T22:24:00.000+08:00

At 3yrs " Mommy I love you."

At 10yrs " Mom, whatever."

At 16yrs " My Mom is so annoying."

At 18yrs " I wanna leave this house."

At 25yrs " Mom you were right."

......At 30yrs " I wanna go to Mom's house."

At 50yrs " I don't want to lose my Mom."

At 70yrs " I would give up everything for my Mom to be here with me."

You only have 1 Mom.
Please appreciate and love your Mom :)

Grandpa

2011-04-23T18:26:00.000+08:00

Everytime I'm feeling negative.

And whenever I went to sleep next..

I will dream of my Grandpa.

I think I miss him subconciously.

Or is he trying to tell me something?

Overwhelm by negatives...

2011-04-14T18:42:00.002+08:00

I dont feel happy anywhere anymore.

Not from my beloved, not from my family.

I really feel lonely.

I dont know where will I end up in.

I need people to accompany me more.

I hate loneliness.

Tore again

2011-04-12T01:50:00.002+08:00

Reality consists of too much cruelty.

I wanna give up, or just sleep through it.

I lost the only person I feel comfortable with.

There is no one who I can lie on again.

Everything has changed.

Everyone.

Why bring me to heaven when I will be pushed down from there?

I told myself to give up on being emotional over and over again.

But it's not working.

I'm just not up to it.

I dont have a comfort zone anymore.

But do I really have to fight all my life?

I'm tired. Very tired.

Relieved....

2010-11-29T10:15:00.001+08:00

Finally I had done what I had wanted to do since half a year ago.

I felt so relieved. =)

P/S : In love with you everyday!

That's about it.

2010-11-22T18:34:00.000+08:00

I am ending everything now, doing the most foolish thing on earth.

Goodbye.

Depressed.

2010-10-30T21:17:00.005+08:00

Life is really full of ups and downs..

Just when I felt life is hopeless, you hold me up..

Now when I feel life is full of hopes, you decided to take a step back...

Are you happy?

I am not.

This is really what you want?

It's hurting me.

Do you really think waiting for my marriage to be officially null is worth the wait?

I thought you dont mind walking with me.

I'm starting to feel life became a burden to me.

Had my life becomes a burden to you too?

Inspirational Stories #04 - Humanity Does Exist

2010-10-04T14:55:00.003+08:00

A real incident in India.

Two blind man wanted to drink water at the RagiGudda temple, Bangalore (India).
When they were unable to operate the tap, this mother monkey opened the tap for them, allowed them to drink water, drank some water herself and then closed the tap before leaving the scene.

Nice isn't it..?

Inspirational Stories #03 - Love

2010-10-04T14:27:00.001+08:00

It was a busy morning, about 8:30am, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry, as he had an appointment at 9:00am.

I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound.

On examining it I saw it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors and got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife.

I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while because she is a victim of Alzheimer's disease. As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late. He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him for five years now.

I was surprised and asked him, 'And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are?'

He smiled as he patted my hand and said, 'She doesn't know me but I still know who she is.'

I had to hold back tears as he left. I had goose bumps on my arm and thought, 'That is the kind of love I want in my life."

True love is neither physical nor romantic. True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be.

Remember that the small deeds that we do in life really matter.

Things that I've discovered.

2010-09-27T12:57:00.006+08:00

Not to mention how difficult i have to cope with my life, I think life is still full of wonders.

A month of Ups and Downs, which I will remember them.
I am always the hot and short tempered ones.
But recently, I've discovered the peace in it.

I had never felt this peacefulness.
Arguments and disagreements enhance my patience.
Through these, I felt a sense of ease in my heart, even if pain strikes.

The reason behind these were clear, with some sadness.
I take them in, to reflect and to react.
Time will prove the soul and heart.
The efforts made were not for display, but for goodwill.

It's the thought that were sweet, I'm not sweet talking.
A lot of misunderstandings, but anger wasn't felt in me.

To forgive and forget, was what I'd learnt, that the Love had taught.
But I'm still thankful, for everything I've got.
I couldn't deny that the pain is destructive.
But it's all worth in exchange for another's happiness.

Sacrificial is always within me.
Just a word, and I'm all ready to hit the 'self-destruct' button.

Many times I thought I won't pull it through.
No, now I feel I can do it too.
Because I have to see the happiest smile on you.

Tonight will be another long long night.
But it's the memories that keep me going.
Please sleep tightly, as wishes and prayers are coming your way.
Pull up your blankets and remember I'm always at your end.

That's... how Love works for me.

Colours of the Wind - Pocahontas

2010-09-27T11:35:00.000+08:00

You think you own whatever land you land on
The Earth is just a dead thing you can claim
But I know every rock and tree and creature
Has a life, has a spirit, has a name

You think the only people who are people
Are the people who look and think like you
But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger
You'll learn things you never knew you never knew

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned?
Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

Come run the hidden pine trails of the forest
Come taste the sunsweet berries of the Earth
Come roll in all the riches all around you
And for once, never wonder what they're worth

The rainstorm and the river are my brothers
The heron and the otter are my friends
And we are all connected to each other
In a circle, in a hoop that never ends

How high will the sycamore grow?
If you cut it down, then you'll never know
And you'll never hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon

For whether we are white or copper skinned
We need to sing with all the voices of the mountains
We need to paint with all the colors of the wind

You can own the Earth and still
All you'll own is Earth until
You can paint with all the colors of the wind

Carefree life?

2010-08-24T10:01:00.002+08:00

I know it is not possible to have a carefree life in Singapore, especially at my age.
I try my best to work harder, hoping that I will have a better future.
But life is always so unfair, whenever I feel the urge to strive harder, there will always be people who likes to bring me down.

I guess that is what resulted in my recent mood swings, which eventually leads to other things and affects others.
But, I'm glad that there are good understanding friends around me (may or may not have seen them) who chatted with me, cheered me up, etc.
And I no longer rely on the 'Motivation' to motivate me.
I've got something far exceeded that.

Getting back on CS, realised how good it is to communicate with friends again.
I missed the time when I was in Death 7,
I missed the time when I was in Club 7,
I missed the time when I was in Tr@ining svr,
I missed the time when I was in SZ before ahgogo came,
I missed the time when I was in InF-/LgN,
now i must cherish the time in Illusion.

Inspirational Stories #02 - Marriage

2010-08-20T15:52:00.003+08:00

MARRIAGE

When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.

Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly.

She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?

I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn't talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn't love her anymore. I just pitied her!

With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company.

She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Jane so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.

The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn't have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Jane.

When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.

In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn't want anything from me, but needed a month's notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month's time and she didn't want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.

This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day.

She requested that every day for the month's duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.

I told Jane about my wife's divorce conditions. . She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.

My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mommy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don't tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside
the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.

On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn't looked at this woman carefully for a long time. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.

On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me.

On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn't tell Jane about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.

She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.

Suddenly it hit me... she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.

Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it's time to carry mom out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.

But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn't noticed that our life lacked intimacy.

I drove to office.... jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind...I walked upstairs. Jane opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Jane, I do not want the divorce anymore.

She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Jane, I said, I won't divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn't value the details of our lives, not because we didn't love each other anymore. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart.

Jane seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away.

At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I'll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.

That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed - dead.
My wife had been fighting CANCER for months and I was so busy with Jane to even notice. She knew that she would die soon and she wanted to save me from the whatever negative reaction from our son, in case we push thru with the divorce.-- At least, in the eyes of our son--- I'm a loving husband....

The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves. So find time to be your spouse's friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a real happy marriage!

If you don't share this, nothing will happen to you.

If you do, you just might save a marriage.
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.

By Stephanie Halmilton

Life's too exciting....

2010-08-16T10:38:00.005+08:00

Just got some changes made to my life again.

I need to get a cert desperately. For? To upgrade myself and get a better salary.
Money has always been an issue for me. Approached bank, but I am not eligible for it.
Damn, but I still managed to get it. In a decent way of cos!
Money issue solved, but I had another issue. That is, what should i study?

No idea.

All company just need a certificate to identify whether you are the potential ones, or the lousy ones. WHAT A WORLD!
I just got no course in mind! But after several consult-ings, "Just go get a business diploma".
Well, I got to agree that it is one of the most general courses around. So, decided.
The thing that really bothers me is, I can only study for part time. And that's 2.5 years.
If I start next year (which is the earliest), I'll be completing at 23... =( And then degree...
Nvm, I'll just get that before i regret.

And sad that Cat's leaving already.
She is one of the most daring girls I've ever met. Totally like her bravery man!
I still remember how scare I was when I'm talking to her.
She is kinda lian, but for the right things! 有性格！

Her position will be left empty, but I might do it.
If so, the new staff they're gonna hire will be doing shipments instead. That's what I do.
Means there will be teaching and learning at the same time. Wow~

And of cos many more things. But not gonna mention them all.
(Some are my privacy, some.. I just couldnt remember them.)

Inspirational Stories #01

2010-07-16T17:03:00.002+08:00

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: "I am blind, please help." There were only a few coins in the hat.

A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.

Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, "Were u the one who changed my sign this morning? What did u write?"

The man said, "I only wrote the truth. I said what u said but in a different way." What he had written was: "Today is a beautiful day & I cannot see it."

Do you think the first sign & the second sign were saying the same thing? Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. Thesecond sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?

Moral of the Story:

Be thankful for what you have.
Be creative.
Be innovative.
Think differently and positively.
Invite the people towards good with wisdom.
Live life with no excuse and love with no regrets.
When Life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile.
Face your past without regret.
Handle your present with confidence.
Prepare for the future without fear.
Keep the faith and drop the fear.
Don't believe your doubts and doubt your beliefs.
Life is a mystery to solve not a problem to resolve.
Life is wonderful if you know how to live.
Each day is as special as you want it to be.........MAKE IT GREAT.

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The facts about Girls..

2010-06-23T14:50:00.002+08:00

I read this while browsing my friend's blog.
Kinda interesting.. =)

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction a woman
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

Life

2010-06-14T10:43:00.003+08:00

It's been so long since I've last update about my life.

The recent months had dramatic changes to my life/lifestyle.
I've got so many things happening, both good and bad.

I've finally met up with my childhood friends (from Juying Pri).
I had lost contact with them ever since everyone steps into secondary school.
So glad they are back into my life.
Met up a few times, even though its always the few of us.
But the best of all, we always meet up in the night!
Oh yeah, everybody loves the night.

Other than them, I found a few 'old' friends as well.
All thanks to Facebook of course!

Working life seems quite normal.
Normal as in, tiring as usual.
And of cos I've learnt many things.
However, there are still some fun.
Lots of pranking and jokes. Not bad!

Bad things happened but I'll rather to keep it to myself.

Hopefully, every bad things turn out well and good things remain good.. =)

I still believe what does not kill me makes me stronger.

Jokes #8 - Office Jokes..

2010-06-10T12:46:00.005+08:00

Part # 1 - Caught Sleeping in Office???
Here are some funny excuses.

10) ''They told me at the blood bank this might happen.''

9) ''This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.''

8) ''Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!''

7) ''I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.''

6) ''I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.''

5) ''I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stess. Do you discriminate toward people who practice Yoga?''

4) ''Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.''

3) ''The coffee machine is broken...''

2) ''Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot...''

1) ''.....in Jesus' name, Amen.''

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Part # 2 - Actual HR meaning.

"COMPETITIVE SALARY"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY"
We have no time to train you.

"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.

"MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED"
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED"
Some time each night and some time each weekend.

"DUTIES WILL VARY"
Anyone in the office can boss you around.

"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL"
We have no quality control.

"CAREER-MINDED"
Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

"APPLY IN PERSON"
If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.

"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE"
We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

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Part # 3 - Selling War Insurance

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.

It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before.

Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones's sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said:

"If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government has to pay only a maximum of $6000."

"Now," he concluded," which bunch do you think they are going to send into battle first?

Riddles #1

2010-04-19T11:19:00.002+08:00

Here are some riddles I've found online and thought they are kinda nice.

#1 A gorilla has more hair than a chimpanzee. That is the reason why they lay on their side to keep themselves warm during winters! Do you know which side of these creatures have more hair?

Ans : Outside!

#2 Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one
Micheal j fox has a small one
Madonna doesn't have one
the pope has one but he never uses it
Bill Clinton Has one and he uses it all the time!
What is it?...

Ans : Surname.

#3 Too much for 1 , enough for 2, nothing at all for 3. What am I?

Ans : Secret.

#4 What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?

Ans : A river.

#5 Two in a corner,
1 in a room,
0 in a house, but 1 in a shelter. What am I?

Ans : Letter 'R'.

Jokes # 7

2010-04-13T15:20:00.002+08:00

Flies in the Beer

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are seated side-by-side at a bar. Each has a mug of beer in front of him.

Simultaneously, three flies land in the beers, one in each mug.

The Englishman looks at his beer, pushes it away and asks the bartender for a new one.

The Scotsman reaches his fingers into the beer, picks up the fly, throws it to the floor and drinks his beer.

The Irishman reaches into the beer, picks up the fly, holds it over the glass and yells, “Spit it out, you bastard! Spit it out!”

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Playing Through

Two men are golfing and they are getting frustrated because the two women playing on the hole in front of them are taking way too long.

Finally, one of the men says, “I can’t take it anymore. I’m going to go up there and ask them if we could play through.”

The man walks toward the ladies, but halfway there, he stops, looks and turns around and walks back to his friend.

“I can’t go up there,” he says, “That’s my wife and my mistress playing together.”

The second man says, “Ok, I’ll go.”

The man walks toward the women, but turns around halfway there, walks back to his friend and says, “Um..small world, isn’t it?”

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Jokes # 6 - Employee's Letter

2010-03-03T10:15:00.004+08:00

So I'm at work yesterday and the mailclerk starts handing out letters from upper management. At this point, I'm thinking "Oh crap, how am I gonna tell my family I got laid off?" Fortunately, I'm only 29 years old. You'll understand when you read the letter.

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW programme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your Manager. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can get.

Great, as if I didn't get enough shit already....

PS : Hahah! Read this online and finds this real funny.. =D

Jokes # 5

2010-03-02T11:29:00.004+08:00

Little Ah Seng had a severe stutter, but his mother felt he had to learn to fend for himself. So on the first day of school, she made him take the bus on his own.

"It's very easy," she told him. "When you board the bus, just tell the driver: Ah Chek, wah ai kee Tanglin Halt. (I want to go to Tanglin Halt)."

The next day, Ah Seng boarded the bus and told the bus driver: "A-a-ah Ch-ch-chek! W-w-wah ai k-k-kee T-Tanglin H-h-halt!"

However, the bus driver slapped Ah Seng in response.

Ah Seng was shocked, but the next day it happened again. Ah Seng boarded the bus and saw it was the same bus driver.

Ah Seng again told him: "A-a-ah Ch-ch-chek! W-w-wah ai k-k-kee T-Tanglin H-h-halt!"

And again, the bus driver slapped him.

Ah Seng fled in tears and told his mother, who was quickly incensed.

The next day, Ah Seng's mother followed him on board the bus. True enough, it was the same bus driver.

"Why you hit my son?" she scolded the bus driver.

The driver scowled and retorted: "S-s-si n-n-noong kia, t-t-tup pai j-j-ji seow wah! (Bloody kid, keeps disturbing me!)"

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In Singapore, living in Highly Dangerous Building (HDB), most people have already gotten used to Pay And Pay (PAP), not only pay, you Pay Until Broke (PUB).

If that is not enough, somebody still Purposely Want to Dig (PWD) from you. What can you do if you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE).

With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA) which make some people Purposely Owe Some Banks (POSB) and living on Loan Techniques Always (LTA).

When you are sick, you might be able to use the Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund if you happen to be admitted to the Money Operating Hospital (MOH) on time. If you are in sure bad luck, you may meet doctor who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you and that would make you to Sure Give up Hope (SGH). When that happens, Call Home (CH), you deserve a better place to recuperate.

To help to ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE). If that don't help, the Lousy Tax Accounting (LTA), can always Every time Raise Price (ERP) on the road.

If you don't own a car, you can always go for the Mad Rush to Train (MRT) and get squashed Side By Side (SBS).

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Singalella why become rich

Koo char ooo chee-ay char bor kio Singalella. She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sister all damn kuai lan, so she quite chiar lat oso. Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah leh. Every day must cook lah, clean lah, simeek sai mah pao kah liao lor. If her sister say liak kar chuak she liak. If her marder say chiak kow sai she must chiak kow sai y'knor? Tak jit cho kah tau heen. CPF oso cannot smell.

But then ah, the kay piak eh ah pek got one son call Ah Ming got party so he say,"oeh, long chong keah." Singalella very happy because she never go party one but then ah her marder say, "You where can, this one only your sister got standard."

Then Singalella must cho sui for her sister and marder, tap pai how. That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee. Her neighbour came over and ask, "Eh, an chua boh kee yio?". So Singalella say, "I wan, but they say cannot, so boh pian." She never expect but the neighbour say, "Aiyah, go lah, I give you money."

So Singalella pang sai, brush teef and chang chui, after that look very different, quickly change and run to opposite, already 11 o clock leh. At the party Ah Ming also quite tired because the char bor all not happening. Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.

Just when Ah Ming told himself,"aiyah see pay chiar lat" Singalella came in. Ah Ming straight away lau nuar. "Wah lau eh, see pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai." Ah Ming say to Singalella, "eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee cho fliend!". Singalella say OK but Ah Ming was like octopus, forever touch here and there. But then just it was 12 o clock and one ah pek die on the dance floor. He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.

So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok y'knor, eearrr chee pak ban, so she pay back the kay piak eh lau kay poh and then kah kee cho seng leek. Simeek kuan eh seng leek wah mana eh chai.

GAUGE YOUR COMMAND OF HOKKIEN...

1.Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly - Hokkien a-sai

2.Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly - chiar lat

3.Don't understand story and/or catch no ball - leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien

4.Don't understand rating - kee see lah, wah mana eh chai leow.

Haha! Just for entertainment. =DD

This is what i call Technology...

2010-02-24T15:00:00.004+08:00

I had came across this technology that i felt so cool.

Guess what's this ... Not the man...... :/

Here 2 more clues...

Camera on pen?

Nice try!! But no... LOL~

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something to replace our laptops in future!

This is how it works ....

In the revolution of miniature computers, scientists have made great developments with bluetooth technology...
This is the forthcoming computers you can carry within your pockets.

This "pen sort of instrument" produces both the monitor as well as the keyboard on any flat surfaces from where you can carry out functions you would normally do on your desktop computer.

Soon, laptop will be stated as 'Outdated'.

12 signs determines whether are you in love.

2010-02-24T13:32:00.001+08:00

TWELVE:
When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.

ELEVEN:
You walk really slow when you're with them.

TEN:
You feel shy whenever they're around.

NINE:
You smile when you hear their voice.

EIGHT:
When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.

SIX:
They're all you think about.

FIVE:
You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.

FOUR:
You would do anything for them, just to see them.

THREE:
While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.

TWO:
You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn't notice number seven was missing

ONE:
You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself

I'm lazy to edit HTML...

2010-02-24T10:53:00.002+08:00

Wanted to make a nice nice blog, but just too lazy to look at all the codes.
(They just make me feel dizzy)

So, to make things even easier for me, I just link my facebook badge to here.
Cos it display my pics and fb link as well.
I wont have to trouble myself with that.

I'll try and post interesting stuffs here. Funny things more preferably.

Alright, time is very precious for me~!

Happy NewYear

2010-02-22T21:40:00.013+08:00

First, Happy Lunar New Year to everyone!~ Bet you guys' having good time eh?

I did not.

My Lunar New Year is so boring other than having a steamboat session with family and friends.

I spent the week of holiday (ok not full week, cos work resumes on a Thursday) on my computer.

Watch show, play games, listening to songs, etc etc.

Suddenly i felt nothing else attracts me. LOL~

That's kinda weird for a girl right? Hahha! You bet.

I dislike shopping (except for gadgets) but i need to get new clothes.

However, given my size i doubt anyone would have an easy shopping session.

And so i did not bought a single new year clothings... Haha. It doesnt matters..

Anyway, was so pissed at my stupid colour contact lens.

I don't know if it was my problem or the contact lens sucks..

I bought 2 pairs of contact lens last month and i wore one 3 weeks ago.

Last week, that very pair broke/tore.

So i went on with the other pair which i am wearing now.

And guess what, not even a week the contact is already tore!!!!

But though both left and right lenses broke, still minor and so i continue wearing it.

BUT DAMN IT! Wasted 56 bucks on things that are supposed to last me for 2 months, ended up tearing within 3 weeks.

Now i have to get a new pair.

But i am so not going to get the same one.

IT SUCKS BIG TIME!

Ok, now for something worth mentioning.

I had this new hobby!!! BAKING!

I bought an oven, recipe book and ingredients.

But i forget to buy an automated egg beater (or whatever you call it).

Now i have to beat the egg till my hands get real sick of it.

But whats important is whether it succeed ornot right?!

Oh well, Cake's FAIL but yes I loves my cookies... =D

My husband and I made several togethers with some very nice patterns.

But haha, forget to take pics of them because i ate them all up.

They are delicious.

Heres only a few (2-3) that i didnt eat cos i remember to take pic. (too late though)

Haha... But i only took picture of one. Thats.... LOOKS LIKE MY DEAR MEI MEI (teddy bear fyi).

Eh, not so bad right? Yes its damn good for a 1st timer. Haha!

Ok, shall continue with my game. I'll see when i'm free to post again =D

Girl molested by 4 guys

2010-01-06T09:05:00.002+08:00

Hot Topic : A girl molested by 4 guys during new year countdown @ Siloso beach

I strongly believe almost everyone has read about this new, right?
I not sure about how you people felt, but a few actually feel it's GOOD to be one of the guys.
I'm not going to post a single picture or video about this.
Cos it DISGUST me.

I'm just sharing my thoughts here, not offending people.
AND I AM NOT RACIST HERE!

I just wonder, why did people blame the girl for being drunk?
Did she just drank alone? I doubt any girl will be stupid enough to go to a new year countdown to get tipsy and let some uncivilised people to tackle you.

I am not blaming, but just wondering, why did no one go to her rescue?
Guy or Ladies should help, no? WHY?
This only shows how ugly Singaporeans are. Selfish, Cowards and CRUEL.
The girl is not your friend, so you dont help. But what if she's your friend? Will you help?
Speaking of which, WHERE THE HELL ARE HER FRIENDS? DEAD OR WHAT?

I just cant believe no one helped her and instead, all taking videos and pictures.
If I were there, I will scream at the top of my voice and gonna spoil everyone's New Year.
I'm not going to talk about those guys (and males who went and saw), they just disgust every word i commented.
But ladies? Why ladies? Dont any ladies feel insulted? I thought ladies should be able to feel how the (molested)girl felt? Shame on you. Just scream and everyone will stop.

Never mind about that then, I still see people giving comment that the (molested)girl DESERVES it. I dont see why the girl deserves it.

Hais, why did the society became so cruel? Fate is cruel enough, do people have to make it worse? But whatever happens had happened.

I just hope that there are more brave and helpful people around (Singapore).

PS: I say again, I'm not being racist or blaming anyone. Just something i thought worth sharing.
PPS: If you have different kind of thoughts, dont share with me. Cos you will dirty my blog.

Left 4 Dead 2 - weekend~

2009-12-21T10:39:00.006+08:00

- Left 4 Dead 2 in short is L4D2 -

As the title has said it all, it's a L4D2 weekend.

Before i talk about L4D2，I'll share about some non-L4D2 things I've done/attend.

I've went for the Christmas Party organised by Music Clinic on Friday evening.
I've actually don't feel like going as I'm really tired from work.
But still I went, I've promised them that I'll go.
Though i know no one there except for Dante, Juan and some Music Clinic teachers/staffs,
I can tell the ppl/students there are quite nice and friendly.
And what's more impt is that i've brought only 1 present for exchange and end up i'm taking 3 presents home. haha~

After the event ended, which is about 10.30 pm, i join my L4D2 group's outing.
I've realised that quite many girls play L4D2.
However, i dont quite feel happy about the outing.
Cos the place that they headed is "Pub/Bar".

I dont like to dance in places like that, and i dont drink.
Somehow i felt it's nicer to hang out with friends from CS.
Probably cos there are some under 18, so we end up going to lan or just sit in TCC and chat.
Partly becos i noe more CS friends than L4D2 ba.
All I've chatted with are Xek, XYZ, Oh My Tian, Ranzor + GF and Selphy.
Whereas CS outing are those that i've known them for quite a while (2 years for now).

But weird thing is, after we all headed home, we started playing L4D2 again~
I still think its better to play with them online than meet them out.

On Saturday, was conferencing with Xek and XYZ on skype.
They told me that for that weekend only, Team Fortress 2 is selling at S$14 only!!
It was really cheap, so i bought it.
And end up we played all the way till sunday morning.

I think it's nice, Ok la at least the character are cute cute one.
But i'm sadden by my comp instead.
Suddenly feel my comp cannot take games.
And my skype always fail to hear them when im in game..... HAIS.

But nvm la~ Still can play!~ haha~

King with 4 wives

2009-12-14T11:15:00.002+08:00

King with 4 wives...

Once upon a time there was a rich King who had four wives.

He loved the 4th wife the most and adored her with rich robes and treated her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best.

He also loved the 3rd wife very much and was always showing her off to neighboring kingdoms. However, he feared that one day she would leave him for another.

He also loved his 2nd wife. She was his confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with him. Whenever the King faced a problem, he could confide in her, and she would help him get through the difficult times.

The King's 1st wife was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and kingdom. However, he did not love the first wife. Although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her!

One day, the King fell ill and he knew his time was short. He thought of his luxurious life and wondered, I now have four wives with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone.'

Thus, he asked the 4th wife , 'I loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?'

'No way!', replied the 4th wife, and she walked away without another word.
Her answer cut like a sharp knife right into his heart.

The sad King then asked the 3rd wife, 'I loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?'

'No!', replied the 3rd wife. 'Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to remarry!'
His heart sank and turned cold.

He then asked the 2nd wife, 'I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me.

When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?'

'I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!', replied the 2nd wife. 'At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave.'
Her answer struck him like a bolt of lightning, and the King was devastated.

Then a voice called out: 'I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go.'

The King looked up, and there was his first wife. She was very skinny as she suffered from malnutrition and neglect.

Greatly grieved, the King said, 'I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!'

In truth, we all have the 4 wives in our lives:

Our 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it will leave us when we die.

Our 3rd wife is our possessions, status and wealth.When we die, it will all go to others.

Our 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for us, the nearest they can stay by us is up to the grave.

And our 1st wife is our Soul. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world.

However, our Soul is the only thing that will follow us where e ver we go. Cultivate, strengthen and cherish it now, for it is the only part of us that will follow us to the throne of God and continue with us throughout Eternity.

Thought for the day:

Remember, when the world pushes you to your knees, you're in the perfect position to pray ..
Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect. It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.

Met Derrick Hoh, Kelly Poon and Jocie Guo

2009-11-25T09:22:00.003+08:00

I went to my singing lesson as usual yesterday

But this time round, it's slightly different.
I reached Music Clinic as usual around 6.45 pm. (From work)
I'm supposed to be paying the lesson fees last week.
But i delay until this week to wait for Juan, partly also cos i forget about that.
No different la, since i'll still be paying.
Anyway, while i was paying (and waiting for Juan), I saw Peter Tan talking to his friend while holding a box.
I think he noticed me looking at him, obviously wondering what's in his hand.
He said Hello to me and i replied Hi.

Then i took the initiative to ask him whats in his hand. (I know i kaypo)
He told me its his birthday cake.
Then i think for a second, i think i had seen his birthday somewhere.
Ahh~ Facebook loh.. Where else? But i remember that his birthday is supposed to be TODAY!
Then he told me they are celebrating yesterday (earlier), at Music Clinic!

What's more surprising (which is yet expected) is that he mentioned that Kelly Poon and Jocie Guo will be there too!
Ok, i was shocked cos i didnt see Kelly Poon in real life before, so ITS MY CHANCE!

But the 'party' started while im having my singing lesson.
I thought it would be a wonderful lesson again but damn that Act-Like-A-Pro-Singer faggot was there.
Asking all the questions, pretending to be so well versed in singing.
We are learning basic yet he started saying more things which he learnt from some other places.
It's soooooo annoying!

Anyway, funny thing is when lesson ends, we should be heading outside the room already.
But when we open the door, (i believe) all our mind went blank.
So many people outside and all we dunno one.
We then close the door and asked our teacher to accompany us.
When we walk out of the room, many pairs of eyes looking at us.
Not because we are cute and pretty/handsome (though i am =xxxxxx Joke la) but because we are the newbies. Haha!!! So long never got this 'newbie' feel.

But when we reach the main door there, we saw Kelly Poon, Jocie Guo and another guy (at that time i didnt know he's Derrick ) taking photo with Peter Tan.
Then i ask Kelly if we can take photo together! AND YES!!!! Wahaha! (Kelly, Juan and me)
After taking photo, Juan keep asking me if she should request to take photo with Derrick.
We chat while we walk out of the place, but i managed to 'psycho' her to ask. Hahaha!
And so we went back in there and she asked Derrick.
Derrick said yes and *TA DANG* she is happy like siao.
Anyway, Juan took with Derrick 1st then follow by me and derrick!

I not sure if i was feeling DAMN excited, but definitely happy about that.
But Juan is confirm like crazy.
As the photos are taken by their camera, i ask the 'Camera Girl' how to get the photos from her.
She say she will send to us if we leave our email with her.

Now we are both waiting for the photos. Will it be here soon?
Waiting.... And.. THE END

HAPPY Birthday Peter!

Timid Bear

2009-09-24T21:38:00.003+08:00

Bear that scared of Lions and Monkeys

Enjoy the video if you have not seen it b4...
I laughed everytime i watch this.

Nice right?! Hahahaha!

PS

2009-09-23T10:59:00.004+08:00

A thought in mind

It's been long since i felt happy for something I've lost.
Somehow, chatting with someone today really make my day.
We have long lost contacting each other for like, 3 going 4 years.
Reasons will not be revealed.

Great thanks to Facebook... =D And that laggy FB Msger..
Haha! Anyway, Stay happy =D

Lately, not so much trouble/problem i face.
Happier than the past i guess.
Working in a new environment should be scary.
But i feel comfortable with the work and people here.

Also catch up with some friends =D
Yeah, i guess they are my so call 'real friends'.
Life have been as simple and nice as i wanted it to be.
Though there are some regrets that i feel i need to accomplish it within my living years.

Ok, its actually work time that im posting this.
I better head back to my work before anything not supposed to be happening happens.

Unique houses Part 2

2009-09-22T13:36:00.004+08:00

Unique houses Part 2

This is to continue from the previous unique houses that i had post.
These that i had found are actually quite nice i thought.

This building here is the best distorted building i've ever seen.
Very nice.

This one looks eerie... But yet unique...

Like eggs? Now you can have them on top of ur house!
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This house looks so colourful.
But i feel it is somehow look like a pile of colourful sand.

I like this design best!
Is nice and can advertise at the same time.!

This is cool.
Never thought of White House being pull uproot and turn over like this right!

This is like that container picture that i uploaded the previous post.
But somehow this one look nicer.

This is definitely unique.
Its like cube stacking cube aside.

Giraffe!
And the house beside look scary...
A stone with many holes.....

This is a cute design.
Using basket as a house's exterior design.
Didnt know that the holes of a basket can be made just like that window.

The world is filled with endless of creativity...

2009-09-15T16:47:00.004+08:00

Beast Master....

Have you guy ever get close with a lion??
Hug it like TTTTTHHHHAAAAATTTTT?

Crazy!

Jokes # 4 - Lessons for Managing.

2009-09-07T13:13:00.004+08:00

6 Lessons for Management

I saw this very funny post in http://www.agnestansingapore.blogspot.com/
Its funny but yet are good advices.

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone..

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Unique houses

2009-09-04T16:08:00.003+08:00

Here are some unique houses..

Some houses are so unique that we never thought they existed..

Colourful house like this?

I bet you've never seen a house with drawer..

This is simply too amazing!!
Imagine having an 'Instrument' house...

Shoe for a house... Like some fairytale...

A slanted house. So funny, I wonder how's the interior design.

Nice too, it look like containers on the top though...

What does this looks like?? I thought it looks like stone or mineral kind of thing..

Lastly, living in a SEASHELL!!!!

Thats all for now.. Will try to find more interesting things =DD

New Phone

2009-09-02T22:07:00.002+08:00

Sony Ericsson - C905

It is Chio??? I quite like it.. =DD

Shall update when i found something nicer... =DD

Food Miniatures

2009-09-01T13:45:00.004+08:00

Cute Mini Food displays

Again, most of you should have seen small tiny food displays before.
But some of this i find it really nice and cute!

Aren't they fascinating?

Funny things, optical illusions

2009-09-01T10:50:00.007+08:00

Funny stuffs

What is Pi [pie] ?

- A mathematician: "Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter."
- A computer programmer: "Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision."
- A physicist: "Pi is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005."
- An engineer: "Pi is about 22/7."
- A nutritionist: "Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!"

Optical Illusion

Many may have seen this before.

Try staring at 4 dots in the middle for 10 seconds, then look at a plain wall.
What do you see?

May update a little more stuffs later... =D

New blogskin again.

2009-08-31T10:11:00.002+08:00

Ok, now this should be a better one...

After quite a few people contribute negative comments to my previous blogskin.
I decided to change again.
I seriously hope this will be a good one..
Cos ive changed it to the really simple one.. =D Please comment whether is this nice ornot.
Personally, i think its nice.. =DD

This few days im so tired.
No idea of what.
Sleep alot? Play CS? Work??
Ok, maybe too late sleep.. haha!

Had been on facebook quite alot lately.
Playing the games.
Not say 'SO DAMN FUN' but still can entertain me a little.. Haha!
Those who got facebook, please add me. Thanks. Please refer to the my profile. =D

Nice Cakes

2009-08-24T23:22:00.005+08:00

Just how many beautiful cakes are there?

These cakes are just too beautiful to be eaten.
And look so real..

If you think you cannot afford a LV bag for your friend, how about this?

Shoes are also a good choice =DD

And of course you are giving me a present, please consider about this..

Ahh, these are cute too..

Alright! Not forgetting a camera for your party.

Best of all, get some pole dancers... =DDD

Ta dahhh~ Have a wonder birthday ehh?! LOL!!

Movie: Scandal Makers

2009-08-22T03:20:00.003+08:00

Just watched 'Scandal Makers'

That was a very very hilarious funny.
I laughed throughout the entire movie.
The kid's expression is best man!
So cute. As for the story line...
I think you guys watch le then will know what i mean.
Nice movie.. I like =D

Jokes # 3 - Noodles and Baos

2009-08-18T16:08:00.005+08:00

Joke: Noodles and Baos

Char Siew Bao and Mee Kia got involved in an argument.
Char Siew Bao got very angry and shouted at Mee Kia, "I'm going to find my gang to hantam you!"
So Char Siew Bao went to round up Leng Yong Bao and Tau Sar Bao.
Just then, Maggi Mee walked round the corner.
Immediately, the Baos started to beat him up.
As Char Siew Bao was punching Maggi Mee, he shouted, "Don't think just because you perm your hair, we can't recognise you, okay!"

Angry at being beaten up for no reason, Maggi Mee went to find his fellow Noodle Brothers, Bee Hoon, Udon, and Kway Teow, to seek revenge.
On the way, they bumped into Small Bao.
Maggi Mee looked at Small Bao for a while, then told his brothers, "Brother! Whack him!"
Maggi Mee was especially vicious in beating up Small Bao.
Later, the Noodle Brothers asked Maggi Mee why he hated small bao so much that he beat him up so badly.
Maggi Mee replied, "At first I want to teach him small lesson only, but then I see him act cute, made me so angry."

The more Small Bao thought of it, the more buay song he was.
So, he gathered the Bao family to whack Maggi mee.
However, they found Yin Si Juan (noodles covered with bun) instead.
They brought him back as a hostage and were about to put him on the stove to force him to talk when the Head of the Baos said, "Wait! That's not a Noodle! He's our undercover agent!"

The Bao and Noodles Families were now bitter enemies and engaged in gang fights whenever they saw each other.
One day, the Noodles family was having a walk when they saw Char Siew Bao alone.Seeing a good opportunity, all of them attacked him.
The Noodles family shouted, "Beat him hard- hard! Don't give chance just because he's vo miting blood!"

Char Siew Bao, hurting from his injuries, went to the Bao headquarters to look for help.
The entire Bao Family was activated and they went seeking revenge.
All the passersby siam-ed when they saw the Bao Family approaching, as they looked murderous.
Except for French Fries, who was merrily skipping round, shopping, oblivious of the Baos.
Somehow this irritated the Baos, who thought French Fries was a Noodle they hadn't encountered before.
So they attacked him, shouting, " "Noodle people still wear until gold- gold go shopping! Whack him!!!"

Finally, the Bao Family manage to kidnap Mee Kia, the one who started the whole chain of disaster, and brought him back to the Bao headquarters.
All the Baos took turns to whack him.
At the end, the chief of the Baos, Tua Bao, took a final roll over Mee Kia before they dumped him.

When Mee Kia finally went home, none of the family members could recognise him because he was severely flattened by Tua Bao.
To commemorate his horrific injuries and bravery in the face of such violence, Mee Kia was renamed, and to this day he bears the name revered by Noodles all over the world: Mee Pok.

Weird babies of Animals....

2009-08-07T18:59:00.008+08:00

Have you seen baby animals? You might like to see some of them...

Ok, another boring day. =D But these babies are cute.

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A seven-day-old stump-tailed macaque baby.
But i think it look more like a old baby of human?

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Baby white Hedgehogs:
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil –
Cute isnt it?? But dunnoe real ornot.

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It a baby bat.
But... Looks like it is in a sheep coat.

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Baby Kangeroo.
Cute eh?!!! But do you know that newborn kangeroos are blind, hairless and tiny?

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Baby Badger.
Not a bad ger (girl)....

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Baby Platypus.
Just like the one in Pokemon.. =D

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Baby Beaver.
So cute la!!!!!!!!!

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Baby Aye-Aye.
Ok, i know is not as nice.
But, ITS A BABY!
Never see b4 right?!

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Baby Marmosets.
OMG LA! How tiny sia!!!!
1 on 1 finger. SO CUTE!

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Baby Crocodile.
What a dao look right after hatching.
But do you know unborn crocodile actually can communicate when they are in the egg?
Sometimes they even alert their mother for help to get out of the hardened egg.

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HA! This one you all sure know right?!!
THIS IS YOU! WOOOOO~

Haha. Ok joking. Anyway, its baby OrangUtan.
They look really like human.

Thats all for today. =D

Most Dangerous Animal on Earth.

2009-08-05T16:08:00.005+08:00

Most dangerous animal on earth.

I did some research as i was bored. This is what i've found. And please try not to see as some may be scary. I just copied and pasted.

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Gumprecht's Green Pit Viper: This striking bright green snake, commonly known as Gumprecht's green pit viper, is found in the Southeast Asian region of Greater Mekong. The serpent, which has the formal name Trimeresurus gumprechti, was first described by scientists in 2002, although he doesn't look like he appreciates having been discovered.

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Snakefish: In 2002, the snakefish (or Channidae) was described as “something from a bad horror movie” by US Interior Secretary Gale Norton. Some describe snakefish as having ”a voracious appetite, often consuming all other fish in a lake or pond and even eating its young. It can slither across land, staying out of water for up to three days, to find new sources of food.” Norton also warns that once on land ”snakeheads can eat almost any small animal in its path…. They have even attacked people in China who got too close to snakeheads’ egg nesting areas.” According to Wikipedia, snakefish can be up to over a metre in length and over 6 kilograms in weight. Most snakefish are 2-3 feet long. They’re also fast reproducers with no natural enemies outside of their native environments. Within their native environments, small snakefish are preyed upon by bigger fish, while full-grown snakefish are consumed by crocodiles and alligators. Because of their ability to move into new habitats and wipe out local ecosystems (and to then hop out of the water and mosey on over to another body of water and repeat the process) snakefish have been prohibited in 13 American states and other countries (e.g., Australia).

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Giant Isopod: This Predator look-alike is a Giant Isopod (Bathynomus giganteus), a carnivorous crustacean that spends its time scavenging the deep ocean floor, up to 6,000ft down on the seabed where there is no light. In the pitch black and cold, they survive by feasting on dead and decaying fish and other marine animals.

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Aye-Aye: Considered by locals as a harbinger of misfortune, the Aye-aye is one of the world’s most rare and bizarre looking primates. To the Malagasy people, the aye-aye is magical, and believed to bring death to the village it appears in; therefore they’re often killed on sight. The aye-aye is the world’s largest nocturnal primate with an average head and body length of 16 inches (40 centimeters), a long bushy tail of 2 feet (61 centimeters) long, and weighs about 4 pounds (2 kilos). The Aye-aye has large beady eyes, black hair, and large spoon-shaped ears. It has 5-fingered hands with flat nails
, with a middle finger up to 3 times the length of the others

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Star-Nosed Mole: One of the most intriguing stars in the universe is right here on Earth: the eleven pairs of pink fleshy appendages ringing the snout of the star-nosed mole (Condylura cristata). From its appearance and location, one would think this star might be a supersensitive olfactory organ, helping the nearly blind mole negotiate its subterranean environment, or an extra hand for grasping prey or manipulating objects. Some researchers have hypothesized that the star detects electric fields, thus acting as a kind of antenna. But in reality, the star is an extraordinary touch organ with more than 25,000 minute sensory receptors, called Eimer’s organs, with which this hamster-sized mole feels its way around.

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Frilled Lizard: The frilled lizard (Chlamydosaurus kingi) is a yellowish-brown australian lizard has got a large frill of skin to the sides of the neck and throat. It is about 90 cm/35 in long, and when is angry or alarmed, it erects its frill, which may be as much as 25cm/10 in in diameter, thus giving itself the appearance of being larger than it really is. Frilled lizards are generally tree-living but may spend some time on the ground, where they run with their forelimbs in the air.

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Giant Leaf-Tailed Gecko: The Giant leaf-tailed gecko (Uroplatus fimbriatus) is endemic to Madagascar and the islands Nosy Bohara and Nosy Mangabe. These geckos live in tropical rain forests and reach a total length of 330 mm. A large nocturnal gecko, by day it plasters it self to a small tree trunk and rests head down. If disturbed it will raise it tail and head, open its mouth and scream... and call his mom.

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Kerivoula Kachinensis: Another of the species found in one of the world's last scientifically unexplored regions, Asia's Greater Mekong, the Kerivoula Kachinensis is one of the most disturbing bats ever found.

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Desert Mole Rat: The Desert Mole Rat (Heterocephalus glaber) is a burrowing rodent native to parts of East Africa notable for its eusocial lifestyle, nearly unique among mammals, and for a highly unusual set of physical traits that enables it to thrive in a harsh, underground environment, including a lack of pain sensation in its skin, and a nearly cold-blooded metabolism. Plus, it is horrible.

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Thats all. =D

Resource : http://www.unp.co.in/f44/most-dangerous-animals-on-earth-42865/

Jokes # 2 - English

2009-07-31T13:52:00.006+08:00

This is how differently we(singaporean) and Angmos (Caucasians) speaks

The English did invent the English Language, but they cannot use it effectively when communicating their intentions. Just compare these few common phrases that S'poreans and Britons use to say the same thing, if you had realised, S'poreans tends to say lesser:

When all has been sold out...
British: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
S'poreans: No Stock!

Returning a Call...
British: Hello, this is John Travolta. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
S'poreans: Hello, who page? or Siang Ka Pager?

When someone is in the way...
British: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Singaporeans: Lai, siam! or Siam ji bi! or S'kius!(excuse)

When someone offers to pay...
British: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Singaporeans: No need.

When asking for permission...
British: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Singaporeans: (while pointing at door) Can or Not?

When asking to be excused for toilet...
British: If you would excuse me for a moment, I have to go to the gents/ladies. Please carry on without me, it would only take a moment.
Singaporeans: Le tan, Wa ke pang jio! (wait while I visit the washroom) or Wah, buay ta han, ai choot liao! (cannot stand it anymore, have to relief myself)

When entertaining...
British: Please make yourself right at home.
Singaporeans: Don't shy, leh!

When doubting someone...
British: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Singaporeans: Where got, got meh?

When declining an offer...
British: I'd prefer no to do that, if you don't mind.
Singaporeans: Dowan, lah. (don't want)

When deciding on a plan of action...
British: What do you propose we do now that the movie's sold out and all the restaurants are closed?
Singaporeans: Then how?

When disagreeing on a topic of discussion...
British: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said.
Singaporeans: Le siow, ah? (are you crazy?)

When asking someone to lower their voice...
British: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Singaporeans: Diam la..!

When someone is looking at you...
British: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
Singaporeans: Kua si mi? (What are you looking at)

At the sports arena...
British: I say old chap, this really isn't cricket. The umpire's really hard on him today.
S'porean: Leflea (referee) KAYU!

When asking girls...
British: Would you go out with me?
S'porean: Ai gia steady mai? (Be my girlfriend)

Jokes # 1 - Chocolates

2009-07-31T12:55:00.002+08:00

Here are some Chocolates Jokes.

REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX
- You’re never too old to enjoy chocolate.
- It’s safe to have chocolate while you’re driving.
- You never feel guilty after chocolate.
- You can make chocolate last as long as you want.
- You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
- With chocolate – satisfaction’s guaranteed.

REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN MEN
- No one’s ever been jilted by a chocolate gateau.
- After telling your chocolate bar all your worries you can simply eat it.
- You can share chocolates with your best friend.
- A bar of chocolate doesn’t bore you by constantly talking about football.
- Your mother will never disapprove of your choice of chocolate.

REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN WOMEN
- Chocolate never keeps you waiting.
- Chocolate doesn’t get jealous when you look at another chocolate bar.
- You never have to buy a box of chocolates for a box of chocolates.
- Chocolate doesn’t talk incessantly while you’re watching the football.
- It doesn’t expect you to remember the anniversary of the first time you met.
- Chocolate never tries to chat up your best friend.
- Chocolate isn’t looking for a long term commitment.

IQ test result.

2009-07-30T15:28:00.000+08:00

I've did this 'IQ' test. And guess wat..? My IQ not bad sia!~~

Ok la, AVERAGE la... -.-"

Free-IQTest.net - IQ Test

When you wash your body, wash your hands too.

2009-07-26T21:32:00.000+08:00

This is a video, song by Wondergirls, but lyrics by.... No idea... (lyrics edited)

I saw this video at www.agnestansingapore.blogspot.com .

A Personality Quiz

2009-07-24T15:18:00.000+08:00

I've did this quiz. And is so damn zhun.

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.
Your readiness to commit to a relationship:You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:

You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.

Your views on education:

Education is less important than the real world out there, away from the classroom. Deep inside you want to start working, earning money and living on your own.

The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:

You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

Who is your true self:

You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

The entire thing is so true.
This is the Mango/Minyee you all know.

You can try it HERE

3 stages of each horoscope

2009-07-04T05:34:00.000+08:00

1 horoscope, 3 different types

I was glancing through Agnes Tan's blog and had saw this.
There is 3 different types in each horoscope.
Pretty amazing. Very accurate too.
If you are not chinese or you cant understand the whole batch of words,
feel free to ask me, I'll try to translate for you. =)

牡羊座的三個階段

第一個階段是生日在3月 21日到3月31日之間
這個階段的主宰行星是火星，個性非常專制；牡羊座的個性也非常明顯，常常不耐煩，容易惱火，很有侵略性、很獨立，偶爾有些小怪癖。你能夠加強的部分是不要有太獨斷的語言，太過獨斷的話會讓別人引起反感。你的想像力非常豐富，也很相信自己的直覺，這是你的特殊才能。但當直覺錯誤時，你會不願承認，這是要特別注意的喔！你在做決定的時候，常常會依靠感覺和直覺，因此平常要多吸收點資訊，這樣你的直覺才會更加準確。你的能力非常的強，但是有時會因為缺乏耐心而無法成功。

第二個階段是生日在4月1日到 4月10日之間
這個階段主宰行星是太陽，代表榮譽還有光明，代表變化與改革。牡羊座本來就是好動的星座，加上太陽的力量，就可以加強好動性，但是又不會那麼專制。其實你是一個喜歡競爭的人，對一成不變或是反覆無聊的工作，一點都不會喜歡，因此你需要常常開發你的新點子和能力。愈能開發你的潛能，就愈能夠嶄露頭角。你有迅速的情報收集能力，這一點跟雙子座有點類似；因此，走在時代尖端的工作最適合此階段出生的牡羊座喔！

第三個階段是生日在4月 11日到4月20日之間
主宰是木星，也就是說此階段的人是牡羊座中最有同情心和道德心的一群。你算是比較有禮貌的，不像其他牡羊座一樣橫衝直撞，而且內心比較纖細敏感，較有藝術才能。要協調你內心的衝突矛盾，因為你常常會做出一些衝動的事情，過後才後悔不已，然後又覺得自己不該這樣做，而深深後悔。你是一個非常善良的人，要懂得如何調適，讓心裡敏感的一面軟化衝動的個性，你就可以成為一個成功的人唷！

金牛座的三個階段

第一個階段是生日在4月 21日到4月30日之間
這個階段的金牛座是最樂於幫助他人的金牛座。個人行星是金星，代表愛與美，你對於愛情相當執著，對於身邊的人也抱持同情心，因此你滿擅長做義工或是從事一些服務的行業。對你來講，如果可以同時運用你的藝術鑑賞能力又可以賺錢，真是一舉多得的事。而你也需要常常跟人家溝通內心的感覺，你很會從別人身上吸取經驗，這個階段出生的金牛座所具有的特質。

第二個階段是生日在5月 1日到5月10日之間
個人行星是水星，代表知識，因此這個階段的金牛座比較會表達自己，可以很清楚地將自己所要的、所想的表達出來。唯一要克服的是常因臉皮薄的問題，有時候即使你知道怎麼說、怎麼表達，但是臉皮太薄而作罷，並且害怕失敗。善用你的口才，對你的事業或各方面、人際關係都能如虎添翼。

第三個階段的金牛座是 5月11日到5月19之間
個人行星是土星，你是比較沉穩的金牛座，也是最有耐心、最體貼、最貼心，但也最保守的金牛座。旺盛的精力是你的特質，不管做什麼事情你總是能夠孜孜不倦地努力；別人看你好像沒有什麼 power，但是你就像小火車一樣，不斷地跑，跑了很久也不會喊累，耐力是你成功最大的武器。

雙子座的三個階段

第一個階段是生日在5月 20到5月31日之間
個人主宰星是水星，你的反應超級快，別人說話說到一半時，你已經知道他的重點在哪裡，而且迫不及待替對方下結論。你也常常覺得別人慢吞吞地沒有效率，因為你一個人就可以做三個人的事，而且早就知道該如何做了。建議你多用自己良好的表達能力來幫助你的工作，但你感性豐富的一面很容易影響你對事情的判斷力，要小心。

第二個階段是生日在6月 1日到6月10日之間
個人主宰星是金星，雖然你常常說者無心，但是還是常會不小心傷害了別人。你的心腸很好，但卻習慣用理性的態度來解析事情，也因此有時別人會覺得你很冷血。建議你多運用你的幽默感來化解這個缺點，將會使你變成一個人見人愛的雙子喔！

第三個階段是生日在6月 11到6月21日之間
個人主宰星是土星，心情不好時你就會像一堆爛泥一樣，什麼事都不想做，還有放下一切的打算，所以你要小心自己情緒上的控制。基本上你是樂觀的，只要不讓情緒主宰了你，你的創意將會為你帶來大筆財富。
巨蟹座的三個階段

巨蟹座三個階段

第一個階段是生日在6月 22日到6月30日之間
這個階段個人的行星是月亮，所以會特別的敏感，是巨蟹座當中最敏感的一群。你的模仿能力或是藝術天分都非常的優異，只不過現在的社會太講求效率了，你敏感的特質會因為講求效率或者是時間的壓迫而被抹煞，因此這個階段出生的巨蟹座要好好調適自己的神經系統，懂得放鬆自己才是。

第二個階段是生日在7月 1日到7月11日之間
個人的行星是火星，火星通常代表戰鬥力，雖然你的主宰星、主要守護星是月亮，但是加上火星的影響使你更有決斷力，而你對於許多厭煩的事情也會表現出很強烈的不耐煩，並不像其他的巨蟹座具有那麼多的包容能力。不過這個時段出生的巨蟹座倒是相當多才多藝，口才也不錯，可以用自己的口才來強化自己工作上的表現。

第三個階段是生日在7月12日到 7月22日之間
你個人的行星是木星和海王星同時衝突著，木星代表好運，而海王星象徵的是一種精神層面，因此常常都會有莫名其妙的好運。因為重視心靈的層面，你的伴侶一定也要很重視心靈。你買到的東西一定要物美價廉外，還要兼有藝術品味，而不會是只因為便宜就買，這段時間的巨蟹座對於實用和藝術價值都要兼具，因此有點小小的挑剔傾向喔！

獅子座的三個階段

第一個階段是生日在7月 23日到7月31日之間
這個階段出生的獅子座個性比較溫和，沒那麼強硬，但還是有一種好動的傾向。你滿具有藝術天分的，對於觀察人世間的事情非常敏銳，是具有哲學性格而且也善於做心理分析的獅子座。最重要的是這個階段出生的獅子座，常常會因為在做出決定之後，感到後悔。對你而言，要在當下就能做出很棒的決定，必須先收集一些資料，才是最重要也最需要的。

第二個階段是生日在8月 1日到8月11日之間
這個階段的你，會擁有明顯的獅子座個性，不但自信十足、自信滿滿，主觀性也稍微強了一點。有的時候會不自覺去壓倒別人，或是展現出強勢的作風，不過對於朋切 Wh是兩肋插刀，而且講義氣得不得了。當你的愛人、朋友是幸福的，只要偶爾能忍受你不小心突來的脾氣。你的耐心非常缺乏，所以你身邊的人都要多一點耐心才行。

第三個階段是生日在8月 12日到8月22日之間
這個階段的獅子座有一點點處女座的個性，因此在處理事情方面多了一些分析檢討的能力，事後也會自己在家裡悶著頭想失敗的原因。不過常常想到一半就覺得太煩了、覺得頭好大喔！然後就不去想了。因此，貫徹始終，善用分析能力，是這個階段的獅子座成功的關鍵。對於他人稍有 ? P情心，因此可以注意到四周旁人的感受，是個比較溫和、謹慎的獅子座。

處女座的三個階段

第一個階段是生日在8月 23日到8月31日之間
在這個階段出生的處女座，做事情會稍稍有點霸氣，而且過於主觀，這是你要小心的地方。不過比較好的是，這個階段出生的處女座決斷力比較強，少了猶豫不決的特質，再搭配原來善於分析的個性，會讓你在做事情之前想得很清楚，做事情之後比較放得開，這是相當可喜的現象。

第二個階段是生日在9月 1日到9月11日之間
這段期間出生的處女座，個人行星是土星。你非常有耐心，非常體貼，而且非常節儉。不過這並不代表你是一個鐵公雞喔！而是你認為錢是要花在該花的地方。你並不需要別人的督促或是指導，就會自己朝自己的目標前進。再複雜的事情在你抽絲剝繭之下也會變得很簡單，你需要加強的就是合夥的關係，不過除了要和你的夥伴處得很好之外，也不要讓他養成依賴你的習慣。

第三個階段是生日在9月 12日到9月22日之間
你的個人行星是金星，因此你會比其他處女座更具備敏感的特質。你很不喜歡破壞人與人之間的關係，因此有時候會抱著不想破壞友誼、乾脆自己來處理的態度，因此久而久之自己會背負過多的責任。因為你的情緒非常敏感，因此常常會覺得受傷害；但是沒有關係，不妨運用你的敏感性來增加其他方面才能。例如你可以將這份敏感性投注到寫作或是藝術上的創作，一定會有不錯的表現；以免自己對於某些事想破了頭、鑽牛角尖一直鑽不出來，而別人卻在無心之中感覺傷害了你，不是很划不來嗎？

天秤座的三個階段

第一個階段是生日在9月 23到9月30日之間
個人主宰星是金星，你有時會忍不住在心中挑剔一些人，但是表面上你還是會和他們維持良好圓融的關係，但是要提醒你，有時候你會因太過於想要面面俱到，而使自己陷入兩難的局面，若是結局不開心，你還會責怪自己。問題是你不可能討好每一個人，這點你一定要清楚認知才行。

第二個階段是生日在10月 1日到10月11日之間
個人主宰星是土星，你是一個十分在意形象的人，所以雖然你也有很多私人情感和情緒，你卻不願意在人前輕易表露。就算在心愛的人面前，你也會因為不想讓他擔心，或是累了一天懶得說，而保持沉默，只想讓情緒自己沉澱。建議你多和知心好友聊聊，吐吐苦水罵一罵。相信我，你的動力和活力將會更多，所以不管是什麼事，盡量不要太過拚命喔！

第三個階段是生日在10月 12日到10月22日之間
個人主宰星是天王星，你常太過於委屈自己，而忽略了自己的想法，所以每隔一陣子你就會覺得很受傷，但是卻又讓這種狀況繼續下去。你要學習拒絕的能力，並且了解到人和人之間的相處，光靠你單方面的忍耐是沒有用的，只會讓對方更吃定你而已。

天蠍座的三個階段

第一個階段是生日在10月 23日到10月31日之間
主宰行星跟個人行星都是火星，也就是有雙重行動力的意思。因為火星就是掌管戰鬥或行動力，因此這背後所代表的負面意思就是，你會非常的專制和主觀。說好聽一點，做事會很獨立、很有果決力，但說不好聽有點獨斷獨行。有時主觀性太強硬，會聽不進別人所說的話。事業方面很有成就，在感情方面則要抱持柔軟的態度，個性不要太強硬會比較好。

第二個階段是生日在11月 1日到11月11日之間
這段期間主宰的行星分別是木星和海王星。海王星通常掌管一種比較深處的靈性，但是木星則掌管一種幸福。一個代表物質、一個代表精神，因此你的個性非常善變，常常會跟內心有不同的對話。如果你當醫生的話比較擅長的就是精神科醫生，如果是建築事業的話就是建築設計，也就是說你擅長分析和解析，這是你在這方面專有的特質。

第三個階段是生日在11月 12日到11月21日之間

個人行星是月亮，月亮代表了喜好幻想、夢想以及母性的愛。因此你是一個比較柔軟性的天蠍座，天蠍座本來就滿喜歡照顧他人，尤其對喜歡的人。對於愛人的照顧真的是無微不至，會讓另一半覺得很溫暖、很窩心。但是如果遇到不好的伴侶，他可能就會嫌你嘮叨了。

射手座的三個階段

第一個階段是生日在11月 22日到11月30日之間
主宰星跟個人行星是木星，因此你是特別具有正義感、同情心的射手座。對愛人非常忠誠，而且非常誠實，你在工作上也是這樣子，因此會受到老闆的賞識。朋友都認為你是一個值得信賴的人，而對於人際相處有著強烈的好奇心，對朋友真誠關心，這些都是很好的優點，要好好運用，可以讓你的人生更加成功。只是你有時候對於事物的專注力沒辦法持久，這是需要改進的地方。

第二階段是生日在12月 1日到12月11日之間
這個階段的個人行星是火星，所以這一階段出生的射手座帶著積極、冒險、野心勃勃的特質。你喜好變化，但在一開始你雖然會感到快樂，後來就又會覺得空虛。就算賺大錢，內心也會感到寂寞，因此充實心靈相當重要。這一個階段出生的人跟國外的來往會特別有緣分，熟練外語，拓展你的國際觀，對你來講是很重要的。但是你比較缺乏行政才能，因此你要找尋能協助你的助手，才能讓事業更上一層樓。

第三階段是生日在12月 12日到12月21日之間
你的個人行星是太陽，因此特別重視自己尊嚴、重視自尊，也是最好面子的射手座。平常別人可以開開你的玩笑，但是被惹毛，你就會反唇相稽。你很喜歡鬥嘴，怎麼講都是你對，即使別人覺得你是在講歪理，但是你自有自己的一套邏輯。你相當崇尚自由，就算可以為自己喜歡的事業、為自己喜歡的愛人忍耐或努力，但是一旦他們干涉你的自由，妨礙你的事情，你就無法容忍。你是具有責任感的人，非常有耐心，對於工作態度也很認真，是一個具有領導能力，也具有野心特質的射手座。

魔羯座的三個階段

第一個階段是生日在12月 22日到12月31日之間
這個階段的個人行星是土星，這個階段的人是最難交到朋友的魔羯座喔！魔羯座的你如果有朋友的話，請好好珍惜對方，將他視為你一生忠誠的朋友。對魔羯座來講土星就是象徵恆久的世界，也象徵一種穩定性，因此這個階段的魔羯座比一般階段出生的魔羯座更加穩定和早熟。從小到大，大家都認為你有點小奇怪，不過你對自己的抱負和未來要做的事情倒是非常的明確。而這一階段的魔羯座對機械方面和數理方面都有特殊的才能，但是不管如何你一定都會想盡辦法把大目標切割成中目標，再切割成每日的小目標去實踐，是一個最有恆心毅力的魔羯星座。

第二個階段是生日在1月 1日到1月10日之間
個人的行星就是金星，你就是魔羯座中人情比較溫暖、生活比較充滿歡笑、個性比較可愛的一個了，因此你比較不像其他的魔羯座那麼現實，偶爾也會講求一下藝術，欣賞音樂。金星主宰感情，因此你是最有人情味的魔羯座。就算有時候你也很想板起面孔，很現實地和朋友計較一些事情，不過最後還是會被感情影響。也許你會認為這是你的一大缺點，但是這一點其實增加了你個性的柔軟面，倒是一個滿好的優點喔！

第三個階段是生日在1月 11日到1月19日之間
個人行星是水星，屬於腦筋比較清醒的魔羯座。因為水星控制腦部還有主管人類的神經系統，也主宰了表達能力，因此你是所有魔羯座裡面表達能力最強的，並且也是比較懂得變通，並不是那麼死硬的。你和其他魔羯座不同的是你具有強烈的正義感，一般而言魔羯座都比較顧自己的事情，但是你卻有莫名的責任心，這一點和射手座有點相近。你最特殊的地方就是學習能力，因為水星也主管外語能力。如果你有興趣朝國外發展的話，對於外語能力的掌握，以及國外發展的運氣將會比別人更好。因此你不妨多充實一下這方向的才能，多下一點功夫，相信可以使你在你的專業領域上面發揮更大的才能。

水瓶座的三個階段

第一個階段是生日在1月 21日到1月31日之間
這個階段的主宰行星是天王星，代表的是一種精神上的強烈力量，所以加上你水瓶座的特質，這個階段出生的你將會特別具有一種靈性的氣質。而且不管是在宗教或是神祕學方面你都特別具有領悟力。若是要當算命仙，嘿嘿！你可是相當合適。不管你的志向是什麼，這個階段的人都一定會用一種特殊的方式去完成。好比也許大家都一窩蜂去英美讀書，你就會特別想去希臘或羅馬，大家都念法律或政治，你就會想唸些特別的科目。善加利用你的靈性特質，你天生具有洞察別人內心的本領喔！

第二個階段是生日在2月1日到 2月9日之間
這個階段的主宰行星是水星，主要控制我們的神經系統。也因此你的感覺或觸覺、嗅覺都會比一般人更加敏銳。你具有非常棒的觀察力以及很好的口才，如果加上你獨特的思考方式，一定常有很多人被你唬得一愣一愣的吧！舉凡所有和知識有關的工作都非常適合你。你不但會快速吸收，而且還會「舉一反八」呢！但是你的耐心稍微缺少了一些，請多多留意。

第三個階段是生日在2月10日到 2月18日之間
你的主宰星是金星，你的直覺力和第六感簡直太神奇了，但是你若沒有好好加以運用，它反而會成為你的阻力。你和一般人有不同的觀點，這樣並不是不好，但是若完全不聽別人的意見，還認為他們都很膚淺，那就很容易因此嚐到挫敗的滋味。「人生有夢」這句話的重點在於築夢踏實。多多平衡夢想和現實，是你人生中最重要的課題。

雙魚座的三個階段

第一個階段是生日在2月 19日到2月29日之間
這段期間的主宰星是海王星，屬於精神層面，主宰藝術方面的才能。因此你的藝術才能是所有雙魚座裡面最突出的，但是你的雙重人格也最明顯。你的思想非常新潮，但是有時候卻不敢提出自己的意見，這方面你要加強。你的藝術天分再加上你的獨特思考法，若好好在職場上應用，一定可以創造屬於你的光明前程。因此你選擇的行業一定要是可以接受新觀念的，並且可以讓你的才能有所發揮，太保守的公司或是會打壓你的老闆都不適合你喔

第二個階段是生日在3月 1日到3月10日之間
你的行星是月亮，月亮主宰晚上，也主宰了愛家庭的人。這一階段的雙魚座最愛家，你有時候會心情不好，而且喜歡幻想，不過對於家庭會有實質的付出。這個階段的雙魚座，特別容易受到外界、情境的影響，因此當你心情好時，你會覺得人生充滿希望，會想幫助別人，再加上強烈、豐富的感受性，很容易就可以知道別人為何心情不好！但是意志薄弱的時候，你甚至會有小小的自殺傾向，因此最好要善用這個敏感的能量，在宗教界或是服務業就可以走出屬於你自己的一條路。

第三個階段是生日在3月11日到 3月20日之間
個人的行星是火星，火星代表了戰鬥力跟行動力，所以你是雙魚座裡面最有行動力的，真是恭喜你了！而且你做事情喜歡速戰速決，算是滿積極敏感的，只不過有一點點虎頭蛇尾喔！你不太適合當老闆，獨立創造事業，因為你很容易將責任攬在自己身上，因此給別人雇用反而是比較好的方式。在這一段期間出生的雙魚座，藝術天分和敏感度皆滿高的，但是我是建議你，還是多多運用你旺盛的活動力，另外再加強你的人際關係，將會使你的人生走得更加順利。